Had a pretty chill English teacher back in senior year of high school

"Nibby" (nibby68) 02/21/2018 at 10:31 • Filed to: None

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One of the assignments was to write a thousand word essay on anything we wanted. This was in 2008 or 2009 so naturally a few girls raised their hands and asked if they can write about Twilight.

I asked “I wanna write about necrophilia too, is that okay?”

A girl goes “What does that mean?”

SILENCE for 5 seconds. The teacher says “sex with dead people.” Cue the “ewws” and “gross” reactions. And some laughter.

E90M3 > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 10:42

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That’s about the most Nibby thing I’ve heard this week.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 10:45

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the teachers response should have been, only if its int he first person, non fiction.

Nibby > E90M3 02/21/2018 at 10:45

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MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 10:47

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I had a pretty chill english teacher in highschool. I had just moved from the queen’s commonwealth where I was raised to call teachers sir or ma’am at all times. first class teacher was detailing the first assignment, I raised my hand, and prefaced my question with “sir, ...”, the class giggled, the teacher said “well he called me sir, I like that, and he probabyl jsut got an A”

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2018 at 10:48

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Well, did you get an A?

MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 10:50

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well indeed. but I’m like good wif the englishes and fings. so its hard to say whether it was justified based on wordsmithing or teacher ego.

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2018 at 10:52

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aww ye

Wobbles the Mind > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 10:53

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Wanting to have sex with dead people? - Court Case.

Wanting dead people to have sex with you? - Business Case.

Nibby > Wobbles the Mind 02/21/2018 at 10:54

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*insert link to Visitor Q movie here*

MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 10:56

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teacher response should have been: “ahh no, twilight fan fic is how we ended up with 50 shades, and we dont need to go down that road”

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2018 at 10:57

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well before 50 shades was published

DipodomysDeserti > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 10:58

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Chariotoflove > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 10:59

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So did you, and what grade did you get?

Chariotoflove > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 11:01

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Nibby > Chariotoflove 02/21/2018 at 11:01

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A

Nibby > DipodomysDeserti 02/21/2018 at 11:03

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user314 > MonkeePuzzle 02/21/2018 at 11:25

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And since Twilight started out as Mormon fanfic, it’s just one big ouroboros loop of “WTF?”.

MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 02/21/2018 at 12:21

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dont respond to me with facts!